Korean Central News Agency: DPRK calls for all war-mongering western troops to pull out of the conflict zones

As discussions continue in UNFPA on how best to tackle the problem of famine in conflict zone. Proud party loving DPRK delegate proposes that conflict zones will be avoided all together if western troops pull out of developing nations.

Such love portrayed for working class peasants of the world is commended by nations in UNFPA as members of the council are deeply moved by DPRK’s suggestions. With nations in Africa long colonized by US and the western states in “peacekeeping missions”, it is about time that the world realizes the hideous crimes of the imperialistic western nations and stand up for themselves.

Through avoiding conflict, famine can be avoided. Famine and conflict are linked to one another, tied together forever like an unbreakable knot.

Case in point: during the bloody anti-Japanese war, the people suffered tremendously. Peasants were not only slaughtered heartlessly, but many also could not obtain food and suffered from malnutrition.

After the momentous cause that is Korea’s national liberation, there is extensive peace in Korea, with widespread prosperity and food to feed all. Under the wisdom, guidance and leadership of peerless President Kim Il Sung, our people worked hard in the fields and produced plentiful food. The people have earnestly glorified the President’s feat in national liberation with even larger accomplishments and advancement in the socialist construction under the elevated pennant of liberty that rings true to the Party’s immense leadership.

This historical event forged by the President in the flames of the anti-Japanese revolutionary struggle served as a main source of inspiration that made the DPRK continue its triumphant advancement along the road of Juche.

Guided by Juche, we managed to progress from a famine-stricken nation caught in a war to a prosperous sovereign country that shall be respected for all time.

We foresee a congruent thoroughfare to victory for all peasants in friendly nations of Africa. If amiable nations like South Sudan and Uganda continue down a path similar to our national liberation movement, a great victory will be achieved for all their people.

We urge all citizens in Africa held captive by their colonial masters to rise up and overthrow their imperial prison wardens. These imperialists occupy their homes and plant energy crops on their lands (to power their own enjoyments) instead of improving the wellbeing of the people through producing food for all. Such outrageous behaviour should not be tolerated by citizens of Africa any further. It is clear that the widespread famine in Africa is a result of colonial behaviour from the western nations. We strongly exhort African nations to inspire citizens of the world by driving these western invaders out of their nation.

We urge maximum action to push western armies out of these regions of conflict and allow the local governments to model Juche mentality. Not only will this bring peace to the long war-ravaged regions, but it will also lead to plentiful food for many through the multiplier effect.